we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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