how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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