I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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