So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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