I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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