i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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