its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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