I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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