Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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