I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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