Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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