Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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