Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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