it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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