I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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