dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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