Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He? As in you personified your dick?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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