Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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