Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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