i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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