I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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