: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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