we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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