god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Randomize
