I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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