Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
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I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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