There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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