i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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