I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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