We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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