Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
dude. I can hear the air.
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