Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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