ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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