I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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