He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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