Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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