I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Be still, my beating vagina.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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