wanna go halves on a baby?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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