The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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