Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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