My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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