OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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