Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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