I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
