I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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