just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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