just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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