maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Come on in and take your pants off
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