Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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