If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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