is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
tell me about the eggs
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