I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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