How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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