After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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