There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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