If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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