I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You brought string cheese to the strip club
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize