No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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